Why is Tim Allen wearing a bra?

As long as it’s not early March. Mass Effect 3 was released four days before a vacation trip. I just managed to beat the clock and finish the game, but the ending was hanging over my head the entire time I was away.

Tomsula gets to sit at home for the next three years and collect millions and millions of dollars. Given his odd career path, he should consider his upcoming payout a reward for years of hard work.

Ed Hochuli plays a millionaire at parties.

Keep your stick on the ice.

Mike, you are a dead-ringer for Red Green.

lol reel guitar go play a fake guitar

It’s very nice of the developers to make life easier for seniors.

It features a white guy with brown hair!

That’s a perfect shooting star press. Billy Kidman would be proud.

Though he’s probably OK with a game where a kid straps a bomb to his face and blows it up.

This really needs a mention of EA Access as an XB1 exclusive. It’s likely not a primary system mover, but it’s definitely worth noting.

I personally can’t comprehend how anyone would sacrifice Arcadia Bay for Chloe, particularly when she herself seems to be in favour of being sacrificed to save everyone else. This is hundreds of lives we’re talking about here. Maybe I’ve just watched “The City on the Edge of Forever” too many times.

I’m slightly disturbed by this game.

Wow. I’d hate to see the e-mail he sent Arthur Chu.

I am playing Paper Mario: TTYD right now on my Wii console. That game plus a few others on the GC are the only reason I haven’t sent that system to the scrap heap.

I should have known playing Episodes 1 through 4 last month when the game was on sale instead of waiting for all five parts to be available was a mistake. The wait has already been unbearable.

This boss is so much less annoying now that I pronounce its name as “George.”

The year is 2006. It is Nintendo Wii launch day. Anxious to get my hands on Zelda: TP as quickly as possible, I have laid down money to buy the system and game weeks in advance.

Uhhh... did Bendis just spill that they’re bringing back the Parker/MJ marriage to the mainstream continuity?