Unfortunately, that space is reserved for Talking Dead, the talk show about The Walking Dead that gets better ratings than basically anything on network television that isn't called "Empire". What a world we live in. What a world.

"I don't make decisions anymore!" Also, it's important that this be yelled in the worst southern accent you can muster.

I did five seasons hard time with this show and I really only liked maybe 10 episodes of it in that whole time. I can't explain it. It draws me in. Every time I think it's turned a corner, it blows itself up. I think I finally quit for good at the end of last season. I hope.

In summary, no. Season 3 - terrible. Season 4A - better than Season 3. Season 4B - pretty decent. Season 5A - WTF is this? Season 5B - snore. Season 4 is notable for having the greatest line ever said on television that I use constantly in daily life, however.

Honestly, I can't think of any better shows on network television than Jane The Virgin and The 100, and iZombie and the Flash are pretty close behind. And I bitch and moan about Arrow incessantly, but I usually end up enjoying it more than other network shows.

Yeah, but that kind of sounds like something Arrow would do, you know?

If they kill Laurel off, I would die of shock. She's ostensibly their female lead and The CW, for whatever reason, LOVES Katie Cassidy.

Oliver is a moron. It's one of his most endearing qualities. Much as one of Diggle and Felicity's most endearing qualities is using that fact to their advantage.

You see, cities are like puppies…

Christ, I don't think anyone could figure that out even with maps, an almanac, a white board, and a McArthur Genius Grant.

But she made Oliver so upset with her hating of slow cookers and preschool signup lists. Sorry, I still love Feliciy. This Felicity though. Not last year's Felicity. If they go back to last year's Felicity, I quit. Or last year's anything, really.

If it's Thea, Feliciy or Dig, I'm out. Anyone else I guess I can deal. Thea's not even a character I like that much. It's just after Shado, Moira, and Sara, I'm Not Having It.

No, sometimes it's a mayor!

Shh! I'm trying to get her cast as Amy in the Little Women: This Time With Grit reboot.

Do kids still read Nancy Drew? I read it when I was young because my mother loved them, but most of my friends' kids and nieces seem to have no idea who Nancy Drew is or are only vaguely aware that she was a teen detective. "Veronica Mars" is now used as the pop culture reference when a young woman is spying/sleuthing…

I think it's interesting that there appears to be so little passion about this show in general. The thing about TWD is that no matter how you feel about it, everyone who watches it seems to feel something. Me? I mostly feel rage and annoyance, but man, can it get me passionate about that rage and annoyance. On the…

I can't with The Good Wife anymore. Last season was such a startling tumble downwards in quality and the biggest issues I had with it - putting Alicia off on her own away from most of the regular cast, prioritizing guest stars over regulars, a political storyline that was odd and frustrating and seemingly to no…

There is no possible way to overstate that, I agree.

Penis is good but Katpee is my preference. Sometimes I hope Suzanne Collins did that on purpose just to eff with shippers.

You should. Just change your name to Dick Wolf first.