Rebooting All The Things! appears to be network television's last gasp against their fading relevance and I, for one, find it terribly amusing.

That reminds me that this is exactly how I feel about The Walking Dead.

Among the many good reasons I quit watching this show was that I no longer had anyone to root for. Everyone is terrible and none of them deserve happiness. And this show isn't Unreal. It's not good enough to make me root for bad people. Also, they're not just bad. Most of them are murderers. Anyway, a few friends were…

You should at least try it. It's worth a few episodes to see if you get into it.

You are in for SUCH a treat.

Fox is basically in disaster zone triage right now, so if it can even grab something in the 1.2 - 1.4 zone, it's probably okay. But not ideal scheduling obviously.

I would trade 20 Family Guys and every other show on Fox (even Brooklyn 99, much as it pains me) for 13 more episodes of Wonderfalls.

You think that's amazing? Consider: As of the end of this season of Bones, David Boreanaz will have been on television as a series regular on a show for 19 consecutive years.

No clue. Limitless was okay, I thought, but Jennifer Carpenter looked like she was being held hostage, and her Secret Family Mystery/Painful Past Related to the Central Conceit was almost as bad as Oscar Winner Patricia Arquette's Secret Family Mystery/Painful Past Related to the Central Conceit on CSI Cyber.…

Just ask the Secret Service!

The AV Club seems to have overinflated its first look rankings on all shows. But I also think Quantico benefits by comparison to other fall pilots. I have seen every fall pilot that has aired thus far, and when you're comparing Quantico to Scream Queens, Minority Report, Rosewood, Heroes Reborn, and Limitless, my god…

I liked it a lot more than I liked HTGAWM. I could never get into that show. I think it's partly that you have to turn off your brain to watch it, and when legal things on a show are that bad, I have trouble doing that because its my profession. This show kind of worked for me on the same level I was hoping HTGAWM…

You KNOW if this show lasts, Alex's mom is going to turn out to be full Irina Derevko.

Yes! Me too! I've seen a lot of critics saying this show needs room to breathe and it moves too fast and I'm like, "BUT SECRET TWINS". This is a show with SECRET TWINS. Clearly if it slows down, it will die. But as long as its moving like a freight train and has SECRET TWINS, it can probably survive to amuse us all.

SECRET TWINS. SOLD. Sold forever, or at least for a few more episodes.

No, the other other other one!

For some reason I didn't think about that during the show, but of course you're right, that's clearly what they were going for. Maybe the font proved too distracting for me? I really hate that font.

Somewhere in Britain, QEII is saying, "We are not amused". Or at least she would be, if she had any idea that Scandal was a thing that exists.

There, there. Just remember how many surely great reboots of shows there are to come! They're rebooting Prison Break. Surely that's some comfort?

He's busy on the other superhero show. No, not that one. The other one. No, not that one either. The other other one.