holmessweetholmes
A Better Sherlock
holmessweetholmes

Actually, mister smarty-pants, fertilized eggs that do not complete implantation frequently pass with menstruation and the shedding of the rest of the uterine lining, however they are rarely noticed because there isn’t much to notice! The reason humans menstruate is actually because the body is fairly choosey about

Oh honey, you’re the one who’s not good at science. When I miscarried at 6 weeks, all it was was a heavy period. So yes, all I used was tampons and pads. Would I have to bury my maxi pads?

As someone suggested in the last Jez story on this topic, maybe it’s time to start sending these legislators used pads and tampons, because embryonic tissue.

I think they were deadlocked after only a couple of hours.

Then get off of Foxtrot Alpha.

Noted. Don’t click on political articles in the future. Everybody wins.

...This is not a game.

“Unfortunately, you can’t buy the original version of the movie anymore”. Hey Disney, you own Star Wars now, right? Do you like $$$? Someone told me you like $$$, Disney. Guess what, I’m a huge Star Wars fan with $$$ that would like to own the original unaltered movies in HD format, and I have never purchased nor

It's easy to criticize bc it's bigoted and wrong.

If they were really Sikh, they should have just stayed home and rested up anyway.

Sikh and Islam are completely different religions which aren’t remotely related to each other. It’s like racists aren’t even trying to educate themselves anymore.

God, I hope not. I want this family to GO AWAY FOREVER.

who gives a fuck about an oxford comma

It’s pretty easy for somebody who has never heard a shot fired in anger to dismiss the concerns of combat vets.

I always feel as if the persons texting me care MORE when they use proper spelling, grammar, punctuation and properly formatted links.

Lets Eat Grandma!

Sorry, I’m too old and good grammar is too ingrained for me to use all the text speak that’s common now. I use correct words, I punctuate my sentences and I bitch constantly when spell check changes ‘wall’ to ‘bread.’ So if people think texts from me that they can read are cold and insincere, so be it.

isn’t a text message inherently cold and insincere?

Ummmm no. If rape is wrong, then it’s wrong. Even suggesting rape as a punishment is gross.