Your bolded text totally triggered me.

Exactly, I cannot think of a single emotional, important or personal conversation that I have ever had via text. I know that makes me an old, but sorry, if I am going to communicate something that is much more than “I’ll be there at 5.” I talk to the person.

I remember how embarrassed the secretary of the Navy was when that study came out- he was so on board with integration too. At the end of the day, his heart was in the right place, but the reality of the situation is very different.

like strangely egotistical in a Biblical way.

harvested/killed

Whatever answer anyone deigns to give you, the only one you really need is this:

Late yes but...The Revenant isn’t out for 2 more weeks and it’s on there in several categories.