Gorgeous. Wish I could pull that off.

This is the best Nicolas Cage photoshop I’ve ever seen.

I thought Katys song was about spit or swallow decision.

Taylor Swift is an underdog...

It makes me want to cry that our female candidate knew she had to practice not being physically intimidated by her opposition.

Unpopular opinion: I truly do not understand the appeal of Haim. And I have tried, Lord, have I tried.

My favorite part of the Avril is dead conspiracy is that is started in south America and there is a blog called: Avril Esta Morta , sometimes I whisper this to people on the subway.

It really does go too far. Because only one of them is assured of health insurance in the event.

Literally everything they say, I’m like:

My friends wanted to go see Britney at the Jingle Bash in Chicago for their (December) birthday. DNCE played a cover of “Wannabe”, which they dedicated to “all the moms in the audience” and I realized that I’m older than time itself. Also though, it was a fun cover.

I really like DNCE, so “Kissing Strangers” is a yes for me. Also, god, Nicki Minaj is just fucking flawless.

What’s with the name? It’s cringeworthy in this day and age. Makes me less inclined to actually watch it, despite my massive crush on Naomi Watts.

I sent an email almost EXACTLY like Steve Harvey’s to all my co-workers this week (minus references to makeup & dressing room), & now HR wants to talk to me tomorrow. I hope they’ve figured out how they’re going to help me implement these necessary changes!

I read that Abby Lee Miller wasn’t expected to get any jail time but at the end of the first day of her trial she approached the judge and said she liked him and she wanted to take him out to lunch. He reportedly got angry at her comment and decided to sentence her to prison.

Ironic, b/c Professor Flitwick occasionally looked like a tiny Poirot.

I AM a Poirot superfan (actually Agatha superfan, I own every single book she’s written including the atrocious romance novels she wrote under the pseudonym Mary Westmacott). I’m such a superfan in fact that my purse has WWPD printed on one side and WWMMD on the other- Agatha fans will get what this means ; ) Greatest…

I think it’s some kind of sad “My life is miserable but I’m too boring to get an actual hobby so I’ll pretend I run a business” nonsense. Just drink heavily like the rest of us and stop trying to sell me charm bracelets and supplements, Becky.

I kind of adore that he calls it “fizzy water” mainly because I’m tired of being judged when I order it like that in a restaurant. “you mean a club soda?” - water with bubbles. I don’t care what you call it. Stick a lime in it and leave me the hell alone.

I can’t believe I forgot to mention the part where he quotes Churchill. Sorry.