And then Michele Lamy said “Hold my drink, Rick. I’m going to show these kids how to do avant-garde.”

RIHANNA IS THIS BITCH. THAT BITCH. EVERY BITCH.

Instead, he wears an earpiece on set so that the engineer can supply him with his lines.

That kind of hair can withstand the impact from an anti-tank round.

Let’s be real, Anna only wore that boring-ass frock because it lets her wear her terrible Manolo mules, which her baby toes are always trying to escape.

she is my hair heroine.

Based on that pic I will refer to him as Clairol Shag Mullett and nothing else.

If the world was fair, he would be followed for the rest of his days by people saying his kids weren’t real and were false flags.

“Maybe the next time I am being harassed at a bar, I’ll just face plant in the peanut bowl instead of saying I have a boyfriend.”

I never understood why people found Brendan Fraiser hot but NOW I GET IT COMPLETELY is pretty much my take. And now I can’t understand why another person who has also seen it does not find him hot.

Funnily enough, this is what I say to Tom Hardy in my dreams where I do a similar, albeit concertedly different thing to him.

Damien Lewis looks so fucking stupid in the linked post. I want to share it with you all!

“Jonathan Groff once made [Lea Michele] laugh so hard, she peed herself before singing in front of Obama.”

Hey, you over there! Yeah, you horrible vandal, you...

The only way Kendall Jenner would be smoking hot is if you set her on fire.

I don’t care how much chlorine is in that water. It’s not enough.

RE Naya and David Spade:

HE approached ME. And let that be known.