Even though women were the ones testing the men’s ski jumps for safety.

Did they think women were like meat from the butcher shop wrapped in a single sheet of newspaper and tied with old twine? Jossle it a bit and whoopsie! There goes Sunday dinner.

If that actually worked you would see A LOT more women running.

The second part of that lemonade stand story In The New Yorker is kind of revealing, too, but in a different way:

Try driving in NZ for a day and then let me know if you still feel the same way. Those people are death on wheels.

One of my college roommates once grabbed me aside and said, “I know people can feel weird when others speak other languages in front of them - but don’t worry, I promise I’m not talking about you when I call my mom and suddenly switch into Russian. I AM, however, probably talking about Roommate X.”

Oh my word. We need to sit up over night, drink, and swap stories. I feel a remarkable humiliation just thinking about how I used to be! And I turned out pansexual and non-binary. It took me forever to figure myself out.

Counterpoint: When I was living in my car I slept outside the Mystic Aquarium and nobody asked me to leave. Thanks, Mystic!

Pope-endorsed legend, fashion icon, Daily Mail queen, and international pop superstar Rita Ora

Why are there no male celeb nude leaks? Who is going to take me inside the Patriots locker room?

Come on! If you read that sentence and didn’t IMMEDIATELY think “dissolved the body so no one could find the evidence,” you don’t watch NEARLY enough Law and Order.

Can we also talk about the fact that Chrissy Teigen “sleeping” through his acceptance speech was probably not a coincidence?

I never noticed that before and you are spot on.

also d-mannose supplements - they seem to be ONE piece of woo-woo* that work and are supported with actual biochemistry.

*this is not carte blanche for other woo

Boy, do I really want to strike a happy medium right now.