Ed Sheeran got drunk and hit Justin Bieber in the face with a golf cart?

it’s like cream/creme

DAIRY PRIDE!!!!

Just remember, outrage fatigue is what they are counting on. Pay attention, stay informed, don’t start shrugging it off.

Leslie Jones should sit in as Trump. Doesn’t have to say a word. Just sit next to the comic and pout.

He’s against anything with the word progress in it.

Two things: 1) Why is Keanu so worried about aging since he’s obviously a vampire? 2) 52 year old, long haired Keanu is HOT

I think actual poor kids always know they are poor.

Thanks. He had already gone his own way so I wasn’t all that close. He had a great run hanging out with Andy Worhol in NY and being super gay at last -I didn’t find out about any of that for 20 more years. My biggest loss was not knowing him. Sounds like he was a blast...

i swear i have listened to this song at least 5000 times since friday.

YES YES YES YES YES 💔🙌💔

Exactly. Also, Jennifer Garner based on all reports is an absolute treasure and a delight, and it pisses me off that her career has been sidelined for his while he was simultaneously a drunkard, gambling addict, and adulterer. He can Argo fuck himself.

This is so deliciously good.

They’re good tweets, Lauron.

I was thinking it would only be big enough to walk through (maybe 8 feet tall, and like 4 feet wide, with an arched ceiling), and the water would be pool quality, with nice underwater lighting (to get the cool light reflections dancing on the ceilings), and maybe definitely a bar halfway between buildings.