For dinner, Khloé eats a fatty fish

I think she forgot meal 8

The ‘12 almonds’ killed me.

Meal descriptions like this just make me cradle my large belly with happiness. I cannot imagine a world where I’m fulfilled, spiritually or calorically, by “one cup of tomatoes with 12 almonds.”

I have never heard of this term.

Thank you! It’s not like a light switch where sight is either “on” or “off”.

Very few people are entirely 100% blind. I’m completely blind on my left eye and have 20/200 vision in my right and I often just use the “blind” shorthand for myself. I know a lot of people who can only see light and color and refer to themselves as blind. I think we should all leave Stevie Wonder alone.

It is so amateurish. Everyone knows you need the four chords of pop music to make a hit song.

At two o’clock on a sunny day, he heads out for a protest.

Well, yes, but so would yeast.

Not mine, but made me laugh.

Evidently there was also an incident with Macron in which maybe he should have spoken English in front of Trump, but chose to speak French instead.

And Zaphod Cheetolbrox does his “I’m right here” hand thing, then tries his handshake bullshit. Macron stops him, this gives him the “You did your best, sport” arm pat.

kicked Disick to the curb (where he summers, winters, springs, and falls)

Turns out I’m allergic to Debra Messing.

Nicki Minaj hates men

Of course not, a thumb and forefinger is all she needs.

The same way all Fox News wet dreams end—Sean Hannity listlessly wiping up with a grey gym sock.

His hand is not what she’s getting paid to hold.