Delaware isn’t even a real place. It only exists when someone from out of state is there to physically observe it...and then...it only exists for that person.

Frederick Douglass died in 1895.

I’ve just received word that the Emperor has dissolved the Supreme Court permanently. The last remnants of the Old Republic have been swept away.

Trump should not be allowed to nominate a Supreme Court Justice in the last year of his presidency #MicDrop

No, but it’s 2017. So 1939 was 78 years ago.

My husband did this stuff for a while before we met and now I’m pretty much living in fear that he’ll go senile at 40 from the head hits. I will never understand why he would allow someone to hit him in his beautiful face, but he loved it, and he didn’t even make any money off of it. My point is, people are weird…

The resistance, our resistance, is being led by women. Whether it’s the organizers of marches, the lawyers volunteering their times at the airport to help detainees, the judges who slapped down this EO or the attorney general who upheld the Constitution.

Did you see the interview with Lawrence Fishburne where he refuses to call him anything but “45"? Jane Fonda calls him “The Predator In Chief”

Exactly, she could have gone out on her own terms!

Man, I’m getting tired. Is anyone else TIRED already?

The AMAZING thing is that the Dallas Stars shade came from freakin’ TEXAS! Red state heavy Trump supporting Texas!

I got free tickets to a Stars game a few years ago. Given I have no interest in hockey, I wasn’t enthusiastic to go, but free tickets are free tickets, right?

I’ll be damned if it wasn’t actually very enjoyable. There were cheerleaders, a lot of “side-events,” etc.

I’m actually hoping that I’ll get some more tickets…

Thats one of the the reasons hockey is great.

no one in their right mind would ever fuck them?

Yes, we discussed it at dinner time and we’ve decided to plant a hedge...

In the evening, do you guys just gather on the collective Canadian porch and look over at what junk cars, racist signs, unattractive lawn ornaments, and snarling dogs we’ve added during the course of the day?

It’s actually remarkable easy to do from Blaine WA. Don’t ask me how I know this, I just do.

If you’re willing to be the back half of a moose, I’ve got a plan...

Mark Shrayber, as I live and breathe!

There was a really great piece about someone being hit by a bus once. Forget who wrote it, but it was really good!