I’ll have to go find my tiny violin.

oh, but we didnt demoralize him, sean - he came to us, quite honestly, without any morals at all.

I got through this and my first thought was: “Someone get this kid a go-gurt.”

Life is just so hard when you’re a billionaire in charge of the most powerful country on earth. I’ll have to go find my tiny violin.

I used to keep a small Lego set on my coffee table. When people came over my house, they would always ask me what was with the Lego set on the table. Within 5 or 10 minutes they would be sitting there building trucks. It was very relaxing and constructive.

She’s 76 and lives in D.C., can you imagine what she has seen? I want to be like her when I’m that age.

Mary Ann Carmody sounds like a lovely lady. I hope she got a glow stick.

hrm. i had always thought of him as an ass man.

“Schneider was nominated for a 2000 Razzie Award for Worst Supporting Actor, but lost to Jar-Jar Binks.”—Roger Ebert

I don’t know. Somehow the psuedo Middle Eastern/North African/Berber (referring to certain tattoo designs, here) veils, jewelry, and facial tattoos were off-putting to me. It is an actual ethnic background from which some of us come, and I do not throw around ‘appropriation’ a lot but anyone with the smallest…

What is it with these Trump women, I wonder. They’re like contemporary Manson groupies, only with overbleached hair and scary makeup. Plus, they are scary.

“There’s no mechanism by which the election is undone unfortunately.”

(takes out card) “Thank you, Late Night host Seth Meyers, for showing that you can be funny and still have a spine..”

I hope her hair molds itself into an exact copy of Donald’s and his hair unfurls into an exact copy of her platinum head-straw weeds and both of their arms fall off and they are both stuck like that forever.

The fact that he can sit there and laugh is perfect too, because it’s what is expected of him and is extremely damaging to their argument and to their mind frame as a whole. No one on Trump’s team are people who don’t mind being laughed at, so the ability to both shut them down and essentially say “lol k” at the same…

“That’s not true.”

Who would have thought Seth Meyers would emerge as the hard-hitting late-night personality?

Russia has been cultivating Trump for at least five years

“...human smoke alarm...”

On the upside, that tie is on point. Trump’s probably jealous.