I am with the Force; The force is with me.

He’s going to break an ankle tripping over himself trying to get to the studio to clown himself. JBH, I am here for it.

“LARPing is So Hot Right Now”

Woody is pretty much the sole reason I’m a Tom Hardy fan. Random homeless doggie! They met in Australia! Tom fell so in love with Woody that he had Jessica Chastain and her mom foster the doggie until he could move to the U.K.! Anyone who adores labs as much as he loves this dog is awesome by definition. The only…

I worked on Glitter. Mariah is incapable of winging shit.

Gig has a gorgeous face, but no walk. Another commenter here noted that Gigi’s runway walk looks like she’s killing ants.

I go the other way and just let everyone know in advance I’m going to call them Blake.

10/10 would watch

Action movie idea: all stunts performed by cats who look nothing like the person they’re doubling for. Might be hard to follow the plot, but I think it would be worth it.

Her passive half assed clapping while everyone else is cheering was great.

The look on her face as it starts is a very trapped, very polite face that’s screaming “help, I’m in the frame of that camera and this woman is a terrible singer”. Then the awful awful ching chong chinaman bullcrap and incredibly uncomfortable body language starts. Poor woman, I hope someone gave her a very very…

The Asian woman looks like she is about to Cut. A. Bitch.

It was painful watching her realize what was happening.

I have Asian friends and we’ve never addressed if this is offensive or not because I’ve known for years and years not to pretend to be Chinese.

How does a 37 year-old woman in 2016 not know that this is offensive? Sincerely confused by this. And don’t say “Well she grew up around people like this” or “she’s from some idiotic all white town and doesn’t have any non-white friends” because there’s this thing called TV and movies and the news and various other…

Also, okay, your last name is “Murphy”, and so you decided to sell Murphy beds? I’m sorry, but is that the best thing you could think of? Does it seem like a solid business plan to you? I mean, is the reasoning here that once people find out you exist, they will be so charmed by the fact that you share a name with a…

The Asian woman, in particular! Fancy that!

But if you have a personalized charm on your towel, the ravenous bugblatter beast of Traal will be able to recognize you even if you drape it over your head.

A $6 towel charm is supposed to save me “lots of money”? Does she think people burn their towels if they forget who used it last?

Screams black sheep of the family desperately trying to do something with her life