This is some hitchhikers guide to the galaxy level sass.

I keep reading “Klayman” as “Klanman”. I just can’t read it any other way.

Fantastic, now I need to go dig up all of my victims and put them somewhere else. Thanks, Nintendo!

Thank you for using Kaspiritus as your husband. It made me smile

This is a repost of my comment on the last article about Titus/Yelp, but I’d be remiss if I didn’t once again share director James Gunn’s Yelp.

I screamed at that Miles Teller pic

Becky with the long angel hair?

I’m almost reticent to share because I enjoy it being my little secret, but please if you feel so inspired check out Guardians of the Galaxy director James Gunn’s Yelp reviews.

My name is Harbour Seal and I'm a third year medical student from Scotland and I approve your message.

I LOVEEEEE that he began his review with “My name is Tituss Burgess. Im an Emmy Nominated Actor for Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt currently streaming on netflix.”

I am going to start doing that. My name is “hockygrrl” and I am an author of a well reviewed but poorly sold novel. This amuses me to no end at all.

My name is Tituss Burgess. Im an Emmy Nominated Actor for Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt currently streaming on netflix.

“Try Jesus don’t try me!”

Titus.

little people

I’m pretty sure it’s well known that after he turned round that plane and he let that money hit sky, he then turned round his plane (again?) and headed out for the stars.

I want to believe.

I’m still a little disappointed that Don Draper didn’t end up being DB Cooper in the Mad Men finale.