This story, combined with the fucking shitty comments on the coercive sex/faking orgasm article shared from Gizmodo, is putting me in a really serious #banallmen #burnitalldown mood.

That show never appealed to me, but this face is perfect in response to the baby name announcement:

And they were red like raw hamburger.

If you ever want to stop someone from clicking on a link to one of your stories I would say that putting “they were red like raw hamburger” in the title of some story on Roger Ailes and sexual harassment would be right up there.

I’ll take Jesus for $200 Alex.

Hanson: what was their deal, super religious family or hippie family?

not a digital watch with 24 hour time

All I know is that I never wanna go sailing with this guy.

The vocalist on the track is John Newman

Jesus will be weeping in a corner.

CRASH IT!

You should crash.

I believe in this case he is actually a Financer

Luann is me.

It seems no matter what vehicle she attempts to use she’s doomed to be pedestrian.

Zombie Abby Lee Miller

Fogle appeared on a very premature episode of VH1’s I Love the New Millennium

THIS IS A GOOD DOG, TOM HARDY

YAAAAASSSS