Good Christ, Demi is fucking hot. That hair, that swagger, that everything. Hot damn.

where’d he pee and poop?

I’m a poor so I don’t have kable and kan’t watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians, but from what I read on Jez, Kourtney has always seemed chill and sweet, SO FUCK THIS FOOL.

I don’t know why but the moment where the lady is swinging through the air and Rihanna has to lean back juuust a bit on the phone to avoid her just tickles me. :)

Hannibal with a money gun, once again bound up, being called a bitch, this is why I’m here:

BUT THAT PART WHEN THE COP DRIVES BY AND THEY SMASH THE BOTTLE ON HER HEAD LIKE NOPE SRY

honestly I’m having a hard time deciding if I love the video more or bathing in the basic ass wonder bread white girl tears about the video

I MEAN.

this is next level rihanna! such a big “fuck you” to her ex-accountant.

The rest of my day will consist of watching her eye-roll at 2:53 when the woman is puking into a bucket.

...idk I was born in the 90s

I’m going to be really upset as soon as I find out who or what “Rita Ora” is. A yogurt? An IKEA shelving unit?

Agreed. I watched the latest episode yesterday. The production was incredibly well thought out. Costuming exquisite. The fact that you can actually tell there is a DP is a win for me. Not to mention great acting with an interesting story. I will really miss this show.

I disagree. It wasn’t “nonsensical”; the whole point was that it was unmoored, oneiric dream-logic, and it was way better horror than anything American Horror Story ever pulled off, even in its best seasons. (Yeah, I went there.) And the sound mixing was part and parcel of it. Swear to god, when Will flashed back to…

I still like Hannibal.

And I haven’t yet found the words to diplomatically say, “he’s a mediocre father who was there for me some of the time, but definitely loves me, and I also do love him even though he is usually the child in all of our interactions, and doesn’t have a problem expecting his daughters to mother him.”

I’m absolutely salivating to read this book. I can’t believe Holly didn’t sign an NDA!

Translation: I want people to make the things that I enjoy for free because I’m a horrible human being and I have absolutely no idea what labor actually is.

I... have no snark. Good on her.