Holmesbodyvs.TheHumongousFungus
holmesbody
He’s re-emerged to eat more human livers? I now understand.
Penn has a history of abusing women and Charlize Theron grew up in an abusive home. She saw her mom kill her dad in self-defense. I have to think on some level she was doing that thing that a lot of trauma survivors (including myself) do where we subconsciously choose partners that will allow us to relive the trauma…
Seriously..what was that relationship even about?? The man is an alcoholic garden gnome.
I don't usually delight in the demise of other people's relationships, but I am so happy and relieved that Charlize ditched that piece of shit.
Moms are neg ninjas.
I was in eighth grade and mister king of junior high says to me “I know who you are you’re like the most popular girl of all the like unpopular people.”
“You look very clean today.”
Well, this lesbian shit ass is sorry to hear about Mrs. Baio’s brain tumor. Nobody deserves that.
“Les scoops, c’est oops!” is pretty much the greatest tagline.
“She was happy for a moment,” but now pregnant Kim is literally on fire and in hell.
Her... thing looks like the background to a super mario 2 level, which suits the hella low res picture...
Don citrus is the f*cking worst. Respectability politics will not save you from a White Supremacist’s bullet, Mr. Lemon.
Cynthia Hurd was a librarian for 31 years and a dedicated public servant. Say her name. Remember her.
I work from home. We are new to the neighborhood so I don’t really know anyone and don’t really have to “expect” anyone to call on me during the day (at least to the door).
The other day, in between projects, I made a couple of meals so I wouldn’t have to cook later/the next day... and I had unkempt hair that was very…
Anna Merlan: “I woke up this morning in a nightgown and have since put on [yoga] pants. THE NYT IS ON TO SOMETHING.”