Dunno about around the back, but I can touch my belly button from the front. Boop. #notaclone #probablyamammal

Fellow Dolezal enthusiasts, I have a treat for you! It is a series of YouTube videos called “Rachel Dolezal (2014) talking about her experience as a ‘black woman.’”(Sorry I can’t link directly, I’m on my phone.) There are five videos, their total length is about 50 minutes, and they are GLORIOUS. Are they loaded with…

People are so quick to criticize her that they forget all of the positive things that she’s done:

Madge be tryin’ too hard.

Especially if you were the widow of a very wealthy 98 year old man.

This one is EVERYTHING.

I so wish my lifestyle accommodated such headwear. I'm dying over all of these.

My gram went to a prom in a hearse with card chairs nailed to the floor. She also answered to Muffin & could fix her makeup without a mirror because there's no mirrors in the back of the balcony of the movie theater.

She’s not a con artist and I’m not a skin-suit operated by sentient bees.

I used to know someone who drove an old hearse. When he was at festivals he slept in the back. He called it his vampire camper.

A hearse and a coffin would have been better, according to my Teenage Goth side.

Rita Ora

oh hey Mr. Pink, thanks for stopping by

Am I the only one who wants to know how long Psycho Santa’s small-town reign of terror went on for?

Apparently, tilapia is “just a genetically-engineered fish” that’s “bred for its cheapness.”

I’m Christian (ok, Roman Catholic but despite lots of other people’s take, actually so) and consider this movie to be religious porn. I have nothing against porn, per se. Not suitable for the young ones nor my idea of inspiring.

The best description I’ve heard of The Passion of the Christ is that it’s an okay film to watch if you are already a Christian, and only once so you can get the desired emotional response out of it. Watch it a second time or think about it, and then you realize what an awful mess it is.

HULK MOMAGER SMASH ENTITLED SANTA CLAUS ASSHOLE!

It took me a good ten minutes to regain my composure after the Santa story.