“It’s all wrapped up in money. It’s Hollywood, we’re not at church!”

Hello, Not!Ryan Reynolds.

NOBODY PUTS CAITLYN IN THE KORNER

If you think about it, any story about food is the beginning of a poop story.

Jesus, each of these stories should have ended with a scalding bowl of soup to the dick for the men involved.

I always think his name is Meek Milk, which for some reason makes me imagine a little boy quietly nibbling on cookies.

Meek Mill sounds like a sleepy English town.

Yaaaaaaaassss. I’m so here for this new crop of teen and YA black celebs getting all up in their afro-futurist feels and daring to be weird in public. There’s room for that and I am SO EXCITED to see what kind of work they’ll be putting out into the world as they get older.

HE LOOKED AT ME!

It was SO GOOD... It’s definitely kicked off an unprecedented Tom Hardy crush on my part. I’ve always thought he was a good actor, but he didn’t really do it for me until he became Charlize Theron’s right hand man. I was not expecting to like it more than Avengers Age of Ultron, but it was soooo much better. I’ve…

MAD MAX DISCUSSION THREAD!!!!

“I demand that I climax,” Minaj said simply. “I think women should demand that.”

Maybe. Maybe the gods are crazy. Maybe the stars are blind...

Suck it Iggy.

How the meeting should have gone.

Immediately googling 500 questions.

I read this multiple times before realizing he was actually talking about a pig, and that was not some new hip term for pal. Also, who is this? Get him off my lawn.

Amy B Amy?