Violence is seldom the answer.

But what was in the “very small shopping bag”????? INQUIRING MINDS NEED TO KNOW.

Even when showing abject terror, he’s still the prettiest Kid. I love Bruce’s surrealism, but Dave Foley is just amazing.

Men are always obsessing over what goes into a woman’s vagina and always amazed and squeamish by what comes out.

That woman is my hero.

Everyone in the 17th century was quietly tripping their brains out on ergot fungus, I think.... From such fabulist traditions sprang the National Enquirer and the Daily Mail.

then the Queen went, “I wish I were dead.”

yeah, showing up somewhere just to be paid $1000 to leave might be my dream job

Can I get a job where I’m the ugly escort that just collects money at the doors of famous people, though?

I can’t even remember what that should be. Now I think Spielberg should make a movie called “Big Horse”

Charlize and Sean are holding off on their wedding

This baby’s hair is everything.

Come on, he’s taller than that! He’s at least naval high.

“Brad took one look at [an escort named Cameron Fox], gave him a thousand dollars, and asked him to leave.”

I’m so confused. Has Scott Disick slept with Brad Pitt yet? Is he up to Brad’s snuff?

WHERE IS SHE GETTING THE MONEY TO GO TO THESE PLACES?

R&R from doing what, exactly?

Brad Pitt is bisexual.

Put quotes around hunk so I don’t get impulsively litigious