6. (translation) the lady's got game and the man's jelly.

#3 is pretty much the only ACCEPTABLE item on this list.

I had no less than 3 people last week say "ohmygosh, do you straighten your hair?! Its so pretty! How do I get it?" they all had curly hair, and each time I said "i woke up and brushed it. I want YOUR hair" "oh, haha! No you dont!" yes, yes I do. I would also enjoy a slight wave, but alas, I have this blanket of…

After the last couple of years of Kanye dressing her, no wonder she was so happy to be naked.

They are the best friends money can buy.

I appreciate your perspective. I'm so sick of fraternity/sorority members coming in here talking about how their chapter never hazed or that the media should focus more on their philanthropies than the atrocities that occur in these organizations. First of all, you don't deserve news coverage for being a decent human…

I prefer to say it with a photo :)

I went to a Big 12 school, so fraternities and sororities were huge. I just....don't understand them. Sure, it's a place to make friends, but basically all of college is a place to make friends. The "community service" aspect that people throw around doesn't make sense either, IMO - just go volunteer?? Idk, maybe I'm…

I believe what you mean to say is:

It was all those stupid bustles and hoops and crinolines. Women had asses, but they were mainly demurely covered.

Oh my god, I am watching Gilmore Girls as a read this exciting news! #apropos

I'll allow Taylor to respond to that statement.

i mean like...

JUSTIN UNFOLLOWED SELENA ON INSTAGRAM?!?!?!?!

Fav!

Chelsea Peretti, one of the best parts of Brooklyn 99 (and anything else she touches), had a book signing even though she hasn't written a book.