I think my team of #teamdrinkbeerandwatchsoa would be good friends with your team.

So, like, no one has a problem with his rhyming "Janay Rice" with "Ray Rice"?

Good lord, if ever there were a better use of #TeamNoOne I haven't seen it.

They really wrote that?

I'm more than a little incredulous that a blogger at Jezebel, a place that has a penchant for snarking on people who have committed far lesser body-image related offences, fails to see the problem with this.

You know, its articles like this that makes me understand why people are always giving Jezebel writers shit. Way to take something that was thoughtful and, quite frankly, nice (she could have said her favorite spot in the city was The Empire State building cause she likes clouds or some shit) and turn it into…

I fixed the headline for you: "Nicki Minaj Accused of Anti-Semitism; Blames Jews"

taylor breathing is the only thing that has stopped us from complete and unequivocal environmental crisis that even ted cruz would notice.

No you clam down.

But seriously I'm going to start using "Clam the fuck down" because the visuals it gave me were hilarious.

I mean, her comments seem appropriate and respectful, the fuck is the problem? I don't even like TS, but ffs.

The actual Culture Wars involve half the writers on Jezebel trying to build up Taylor Swift while the other half try to tear her down.

no you didnt

Was going to say the exact same thing. Me and my friends had plenty of other things to do at our top-tier, no-Greek life college, many of which didn't involve alcohol *at all*. Gasp!

but she did say "i'm sorry if it offended anyone"

Pretty calm post considering what is being discussed. If Taylor Swift had made such a video there would be 10 posts an hour calling for her head.

Not cool by John Hopkins, we all know these students have a constitutional Right To Paaaarrrttaaaayyyy as given to us by our founding fathers, the Beastie Boys.

That is not even close to an excuse. If Apple released an ad loaded with Nazi imagery, and a few days after it dropped, Tim Cook held a press conference and basically said, "Hey man, I don't even know about half the shit that goes on around here," everyone would just let it slide? Your name is your name. If you…

I'm almost old enough to be her mother, and I want to stay in the BFF wing, too.