can you pick me up too? (I'm already drunk—need ride)

Cheese fries?

To be fair, people who get the "irony" of "normcore" need to be punched in the face.

Wait, let me get you a Bic Pen for Her.

I know this wasn't your point, but your comment kinda reads like your dad is saying he speaks Jive and that someday you'll get the hang of it.

My highschool history teacher used to wear a button on his jacket that said "Repeal the 19th Amendment". He said it was a test to see if anyone actually remembered what the 19th amendment was, I said it was because he was a dick. After I was allowed to return to his classroom, we agreed to disagree.

How does this work for them exactly? "Ladies, you are too stupid to vote properly." Then all the ladies go, "Oh, okay. Too stupid. Got it. I won't bother voting then. Thanks for the head's up!" This is a solid plan. Should work flawlessly.

Lying, gerrymandering and suppressing votes all the way to victory.

What a coincidence! That's the exact reason we don't want Republicans voting!

Yes you can. In every situation, the blame rests squarely on the woman's shoulders. Duh.

AEI - Women being concerned about the unlikely probability that they are drugged is a bad thing.

Honestly, can we just airdrop her some eyebrow pencils? That's the only thing that's actually weird about her appearance.

All I can think of is when Brenda Walsh did that to Dean Cain in Paris, and then ran into him in a video store in LA.

I love that the Sisterhood girls are all friends IRL. And I bet the other 3 all roll their eyes at Preserve when Blake isn't around.

fat free sour cream tastes like sad. like you take a bite and you're just like ....oh :/ ok.

In other news Alexis Bledel was like 30 in that photo. She has never aged. Git it Rory Gilmore!

He'd better be careful – insisting that women and mothers have an innate understanding of illness and public health is one slippery slope away to thinking women are capable of exercising reproductive autonomy.

I just love how the hypocrisy and paranoia shows in all of his statements. There's so much of it, and it's so stupid, it's actually funny.

The only right answer is to fuck Anderson Cooper, marry Neil Patrick Harris, and kill Andy Cohen. I believe these are self-explanatory so I won't bore you with my reasoning.