Meryl Streep could probably spit in my face and I’d ask her to do it again

RIP Millihellen NEVER FORGET

Nicole Beharie is a fucking treasure and any personal affronts to her are personal affronts to me too. What I’m trying to say, mjo, is I like the cut of your jib.

Ohhhh it says fix like Luke. Totally read that as “Fuck like Luke” and was pretty confused but also like lol. Also, don’t do anything like Dean. Dean was the worst.

Oh great, now you have me cackling out loud at work

You can be a wizard and still be bad at mailing letters

Ooh Ooh I have one! You can be a billionaire and still have all your companies be bankrupt!

Same to you <3. It’s...complicated. I did things I didn’t want to do because I was afraid to say no, because I knew it would be a fight that would end in him calling me a slut again and possibly kicking me out. So I figured it was easier to just do it than endure more psychological wounds. Turns out, just a different…

It took me months and months and months,” she told The Guardian, “over a year of months to be able to be able to call it what it was – which was rape.”

Ted Cruz has one of the most punchable faces I’ve ever seen. Then he opens his mouth and everything gets worse.

When asked if the registry plan differed significantly from Nazi Germany, Trump said, “You tell me.”

The Pope and I have that in common.

EMILIOOOOO

I’m gonna go with whatever man is sitting closest to their table.

Bobby, Bam’s uncle died, not his dad. My Viva La Bam loving heart is disappoint.

I want to be her best friend. She is my everything.

This is my favorite thing to have ever happened.

Such an easy question: Milo Ventimiglia

OH MY GOD totally. I love this and am now having a fantasy of Elizabeth Taylor playing Rizzo in Grease.

Olivia Wilde! My #1 girl crush for both looks and personality. Would bang and then goof around with afterwards.