I MEAN COME ON

I’m gonna agree with Charlotte from Sex and the City, here. Elizabeth Taylor.

They’re given the choice between insanity (from solitary confinement) or death (from cutting ties with their gang). Fuck.

I’m constantly amazed when Hjammer takes pucks and looks like he’s gonna be down and out and then is just there taking another puck the next shift. I’d like to isolate whatever superhealing gene he has and sell it to sick people at an entirely reasonable price, because that shit is amazing.

That’s right, I misremembered. If I could edit I would!

Lyrical is the New Black

I am equally delighted!

Hjalmarsson is my favorite. He is so incredible. Plus, his wife and baby are adorable. I’m planning on getting his jersey next.

I nearly stroked out when he held up the real evidence box WITH HER FUCKING NAME ON IT. Ugh.

Keith is a fucking gem and anyone who says otherwise is wrong. I can’t wait for him to be back from injury.

We can commiserate together. At least we still have Hossa.

I raged when I heard it, and not just because I’m a huge Hawks fan. How much do you have to not give a fuck about rape victims to use it the same way you’d use a yo momma joke.

Well here’s a headline I never expected to see on Jez.I don’t really know what to make of this. The Hawks fan in me wants so badly for it to not be true, but the good human in me wants to always support the victim even when I have a real love for the accused. Just a really, really shitty situation all around. And as…

Aside from the obvious misogyny and general dumbassness of this whole issue....how the hell are there Burmese doctors without any word for vagina? The whole concept of not having a word for an anatomical body part is totally bizarre. Like, imagine if there were no word for foot/feet and we just referred to feet as…

Plus in that scene she’s referencing, Lorelai is taking everything out of her fridge to try to figure out why it’s making such a funny noise. Who wears their best clothes when doing home maintenance?! A gd headcase, that’s who.

I *just* posted about this exact coat! It’s the best of all the coats ever.

First of all - wrong, their clothes are a testament to early 2000’s fashion. Second of all - wrong, simply because they had the most amazing coats on all of TV. This pink coat:

“You fucked up and now you deserve this”

Eh, for most things I agree... For religion I can see where it would be important for one partner to convert if it’s really important to the other that they have a traditional wedding. If her fiance is conservative, he may not be able to marry her unless she converts, and if religion is something that’s never really…

Carson = Bigfoot confirmed