For a while I thought that the reason I hated Valentine's Day was because I was single. But now I've been in a relationship for the last 3 and a half years, and I still hate Valentine's Day. I can't quite figure out why except that I'm a cynical harpy. I'm also quite okay with that.

Oh bleach wins hands down, I more meant don't clean your kitchen counters with bleach every single night. Like you said, it's concentration dependent - doing it that often could lead to less than optimal results.

I love bacteria. It's my friend. It keeps me protected against other bacteria. In my mind, health is just a massive game of Clash of Clans except with bacteria.

As with anything - be careful about using bleach too often, lest your kitchen counter develop bleach-resistant bacteria. It's a good thing to do a deep clean of your kitchen once a week or once every two weeks, but any more than that is overkill.

I'm sorry, the White Russian would like to disagree.

My mom claims the reason we can consume so much dairy in my family is because we are of largely Swedish/Northern European descent and they ate a lot of dairy there or something. I have yet to find evidence to refute her (side note: I have not been looking very hard).

I would actually rather eat literally anything rather than onions of any sort on pizza. I am not a picky eater, but onions on pizza makes me gag.

I'm still hoping for a reunion with Winona so he can try to change his tattoo back from Wino Forever

Road Rules was the shit, I wish MTV would bring that show back.

I wish so deeply that this wasn't true - that somehow these guys aren't using deep-held, intense, passionate beliefs to get laid and abuse women. Because it's terrifying to think that we can't always trust our allies, and it's even worse to think that someone posing as an ally might go out of his way to actively hurt…

I watched that, retched, and screamed at my TV "WASH YOUR FACE AT NIGHT YOU DIRTY DISGUSTING HUMAN BEING" because I apparently take proper skincare maintenance way too seriously.

....hayyyyy Jonathan Groff

I nearly blew my lid when he said he's heard stories of kids getting mental disorders after vaccination. Like no. You fucking did not. You heard LIES about kids getting mental disorders after vaccinations. STOP TRYING TO USE YOUR BULLSHIT ANECDATA TO REFUTE ACTUAL SCIENCE YOU ILLITERATE FUCK.

LOLing at "Yes, My Lashes Are Mine" as though eyelash extensions are actually her real eyelashes. Nobody would say hair extensions are your real hair. On the real, she can do whatever she wants with her face, obviously. IMO, those lashes are ridiculous and way too OTT.

I couldn't believe in this weeks episode they were all sitting around talking about how Britt puts on makeup before going to bed "just in case" and how weird that is while Ashley I. sits there first thing in the morning with her false lashes on.

Team Kaitlyn for the only person I want to hang out with!

That is pants on head and I LOVE IT

I mean...with a name like Sanderson Poe, I'd probably say the whole thing all the time too. That's a really fucking good name. And, morbidly, really good for a man who died an untimely death at an early age.

Holy hell her lashes on the camping date cracked me the fuck up. I hate falsies in general, but especially in COMPLETELY inappropriate places. I couldn't stop laughing.

Look, Christie, if you want to keep up with Chicago's politicians you're going to have to do a whole lot better. A few jet rides and a weekend in Jordan? Pish posh, child's play.