The look on his face when she made the crazy cat lady joke was priceless. You could just see the wheels trying to turn.

Yup. He was the most delicious part of The Hills.

LOL SO FUNNY BRAH.

Although rape kit testing is notoriously expensive—costing between $500 and $1500 per...

You say this jokingly, except that song is actually about him...

Ugh, just when I had stopped crying. At least this means ASP will finally tell us what the last lines would have been? =(

I regularly get into arguments with my boyfriend because he cuts onion wrong. He just completely butchers it, like some sort of animal, whereas I do a nice, uniform dice. I didn't realize being good at cooking makes me a bad feminist. WHICH DO I CHOOSE?!

If you look at my reddit post history, it looks like all I do is watch Blackhawks games and do makeup all the fucking time. This is fun!

Truer words were never spoken.

I mean...

Maybe I just have really low expectations of love songs, but I really like "All of Me" because it's not just "I love you because you're hot and a model". It's "I love you because you're hot but also because you're smart and funny and interesting and this love is unconditional".

But...by fighting for the family's right to take her off of life support, you are fighting for living people. And in fact, by fighting for her right to truly die with dignity and not be kept technically alive to incubate a fetus for another 10+ weeks, you are by extension fighting for living people to have the final…

cassiebear is KimKardashian ILLUMINATI PROVED

I mean, it's on you whether or not you're concerned about this woman or her family. I feel deeply, heartfully awful for this woman and her family. I would never want something like this to happen to me or my loved ones if something were to happen to me. But even more than that, I'm very, very concerned about what…

So what you're saying is....

No, no, no, we actually just vote brigaded 4chan style until Carl Wilson was elected for maximum fun making.

Nope. The Nazi imagery was strike 1. Employing Chris Brown was strike 2. Completely denying and refusing to take responsibility for either or both of those actions was strike 3. I'm not using my time and money on someone who doesn't insist on using insulting, disgusting imagery and people.