The things she comes up with to say are mind bogglingly unique and disturbing

Jax has got to be the dumbest person I have ever witnessed. The look on his face when he's trying so, so hard to put together full sentences cracks me the fuck up - you can just see the wheels turning ever so slowly until finally some incoherent words come out of his neanderthal mouth. It is by far the funniest,…

Stassi Schroeder is my platonic ideal of a perfect zinger embodied in a person.

classic Ross

He is the best part about that ridiculously stupid show. He basically makes his living making fun of the most easily mockable family in America.

That is everything I never knew I wanted. Now I just want to see them dance together at an awards show.

WHY IS THIS A THING. I mean, not only is it racist and disgusting.... you guys really want to spend your time making fun of one of the most well known, infamous, dangerous gangs in the country? That seems like a good idea to you?

Can we get a duh?

I went to college in Lake County, moving back down here was a shock to the system when buying cigarettes. And funny story, I once found like half a pack of American Spirits on the ledge of a window where I used to work - asked around and nobody claimed them. I ended up giving them to a friend who smoked them and I…

That's a quality man you've got there.

People shouldn't offer if they aren't ready to fork it over. That's even more rude than not offering in the first place.

I don't get why anybody would see this when they could watch The Prince of Egypt instead.

Chicago. We have crazy taxes on tobacco, unfortunately. If I can get out to a different county, I'll stock up because it's like half the price.

Dude, always take the dollar. That's like 1/10 of a pack. If 10 people give a dollar, that's a new pack for me.

I downloaded it just after reading this article, because I was curious as to what it was. Turns out, if you live in a college town but have already graduated from college, it's entertaining in a "haha fuck all of you complaining about finals" kind of way...

Add to the list of reasons why I'd pick Kurt Cobain over Dave Grohl every minute of every day. But I'm in the minority who finds Foo Fighters pretty insufferable aside from a few good songs.

I've been trying to figure out how I feel about it... mostly I think I'm entirely scared that the MRA community and the rape-apologists might hold this up as an example of "OMG wimminz always trying to ruin guys lives with false rape accusations". It feels like we keep taking so many positive steps forward in the…

Me, every time someone brings up "toxins" (unless, of course, he or she is a doctor who's talking about a problem in the liver or kidneys...)

Reminder: Your body is already getting all of the "toxins" out. That's why you have a liver and kidneys.

I got here too late for my comment to really make a difference, but hell, here goes. Is the hashtag tone-deaf? Yeah. But those people are actively acknowledging their privilege. Isn't that what we want them to do? Not turn an ignorant blind eye to the fact that they're able to do pretty much anything to cops and…