I don’t know how all the boomers got this fucked up, but we really need to figure out why.

They’re going to have to come up with a name for the type of government that’s going on right now. It must contain the word “absurd” somewhere in it or it won’t be accurate.

God, the history textbooks 60 years from now are going to be so weird.

This guy was going to be the fucking communications director, and he doesn’t understand basic facts about journalism.

Apparently after the interview because it was so weird The New Yorker then called The Mooch back to ask if the interview was on the record and he said it was. He can’t even keep track of stories that are three days old..

“Most of what I said was humorous and joking. Legally, it may have been on the record, but the spirit of it was off. And he knew that.”

I want them to release the full interview transcript, because we all know there’s a lot more where that came from.

Look these are the rules: Unless you happen to be Bette Davis or Elizabeth Taylor, you never get to say that line about any place, any time, anywhere: You, Trump, are no Bette Davis or Elizabeth Taylor (or Jack Kennedy, or Lloyd Bentsen, or for that matter, even Dan Quayle.)

Of course he said that.

What do you mean? Do you think this is the first bill that democrats have introduced this year? Not all bills are talked about in the press but democrats have introduced a lot of legislation (as they have every year). I just want people to know that. Democrats are not seating in their offices watching at the…

That’s a feature, not a bug.

Listen, nerds, here’s a free, billion dollar idea: self-clasping buttons and snaps.

The super-authoritarian use of “my generals” never fails to disturb.

And this isn’t even the biggest story about Trump’s lies today.

Seriously, I advocate against killing and paid some guy a couple of hundred dollars to “relocate” 6 or 7 skunks, moving them from under my cabin to somewhere out in the nearby forest. But I would kill a pack of poisonous snakes that had taken up residence under the house, just like this brave old lady. Aren’t…

answer: she’s a bad bitch.

I don’t believe his mother. He’s hearing this shit somewhere.

There’s something painfully embarrassing about a septuagenarian so desperate for validation that he will brag about letters from 9 year olds. I mean, it’s posted on twitter, his press secretary is reading it aloud in public like it’s newsworthy, everyone’s jumping up and down because SEE! PEOPLE DO LIKE TRUMP!!!! WE…

Y’Know, If you want to believe the mother (and that is your call), then I applaud her for not pushing her son and allowing him to develop his own heroes and likes (Much as I think I’d go crazy with a nine year old Trump supporter running around).