I hate men. I said it and I meant it.

“non-physical trauma”

How is rape “non-physical trauma”?

Words cannot express how horribly bad of an idea this show is right now. I mean, these are smart people- do they lack any sense?

“Well, maybe I will never kiss my granddaughter again, how do you like that?!”

Yeah, I felt that way initially because he was just so not Jon Stewart. With time, I’ve gotten used to him and can appreciate his work a bit.

You regularly slap children on the ass in your life?

I’ve never been let down more.

John Oliver with Last Week Tonight is a good stopgap. He helps me in the “OK I’m not the only person who sees how insane this is” department.

Length is such a weird myth. Everyone wants a super long cock, but if you don’t know how to wield a super long cock, it is no fun for the person you are having sex with.

Wow.

My SIL publicly yelled at my FIL to stop demanding hugs and kisses from her daughter and FIL nearly collapsed in shock. (He doesn’t touch my kid that way because my kid is a boy and male bodies are respected but female bodies are public property.)

FIL just sputtered, “oh? OH? THAT’S BAD? Well, maybe I will never kiss…

Just want to second that that persons grandpa is a creep and you should literally scream and yell at him and possibly punch him if he tries anything again or never see him again. It’s only a matter of time he get’s creepy with your children and why do you want to teach your children it’s ok for an older man to have…

Trevor Noah is totally serviceable on the Daily Show, and has moments of comedic genius. But right now, I miss Jon Stewart so very much. I know his acerbic interviewing style and terrific timing wouldn’t change the minds of the people who voted for Trump, but he would definitely consistently raise Trump’s hackles.…

Man I really tried with the Daily Show after he left.

God it’s so fucking embarrassing that the President of the United States uses the phrase “losers and haters”. It is killing me.

One word: woman.

You know, when Trump first proposed his Muslim ban all those years (oh god, no, it’s only been MONTHS) ago, I was calling my reps (David Joyce in the House and Portman in the Senate - I didn’t feel the need to call the two Democrats) and one of the things I said was that if they let him run roughshod over them, he’d…

“letting them know the vote had put Alaska’s future with the administration in jeopardy,”

It’s a little weird to single out Murkowski, given that every amendment was voted down by numerous Republicans. I’ve lived in Alaska, and I doubt the people there are going to be happy that Donald is threatening them.