That’s amazing! It is crazy to me that it is cheaper even with basically a whole other surgical procedure to implant and then extract them from a HUMAN than it would be to just chill in a lab for a bit.

When you've all committed sexual assault together you just have that very special bond, you know?

Annual reunion?

I hope this happened at Shelley Long’s insistence because Mike Schur was eager to write her into The Good Place so we could get the tv show that we don’t deserve but we all need right now.

for those who can’t watch the video but want to know the story (@LslyChng)

This year, I’m pretty sure I became part of someone’s ghost story.

Yessssss- here.we.go. My story is longer, sorry y’all! Meet Stalker Pierre.

When I was in my early 20s - circa 2003 - I lived in a suburb of Atlanta that was generally considered safe to live. Since I was 18, I had always lived on my own in various apartments. This was my first ‘ground floor’ apartment, and I remember talking to my mom about it and receiving a warning about the added dangers…

Ohh come on man this is so obviously fiction 

Short but sweet.

I never post so I don’t know if anyone will see this but, a few weeks ago, I came home to this. That is not my hand.

When my husband and I got engaged, I was living with a roommate. To save money for the wedding, rather than re-upping my lease, I moved back into my childhood home. This meant my parents and grandparents (who lived there) were always keeping an eye out to be sure we weren’t fornicating.

So, being creative, young…

Here’s the thinghere’s the thing I really like about Avenatti: instead of softballing everything like the Democrats do – which never works, by the way - he plays the game exactly like the shitbag Republicansdo, and they absolutely cannot handle it.

My brother worked at Starbucks for a while and they provide health and 401k and some educational help. So Starbucks is probably too good for these guys. I remember reading that book Nickel & Dimed about getting by on minimum wage jobs and those chain maid companies seemed to be the worst. Like Merry Maids. Overworked,…

On the one hand, I completely agree with Fonda that these guys need to suck it up and deal with the consequences of their actions BUT...on the other hand my heart kind of sinks when I see service work like this put down and disparaged. She’s right but there are a lot of human beings that find themselves having to take…

We have the best of both worlds - catproof fencing. My furries get to play in the garden in the fresh air but don’t get out to get hit by a car. And yet all of my friends thought I was crazy when I installed it. It’s worth every penny!

I think it makes perfect sense that someone who sang about doing whatever the fuck she wanted to would grow up to fight for women’s equality. 

“I would just like to emphasize how grateful I am for this process, and now I get to go on my merry choking women almost to death way ”

How are you using the term “gaslight” there?