“...by watching her parents, who are both engineers...”

This week I had an ultrasound and my little fetus is the right size and looking perfect and never. stops. moving. :D

My 14 year old self in Birmingham city centre camped outside the Hyatt hotel for a glimpse of them, no money for concerts til adult so Joey had to do with my deformed face pushed up against the glass elavator mimicking fellatio.. yes I am ashamed.

As a cis person, the past week of transphobic controversies have taught me two things: We, myself included, are terrible allies (and give ourselves too much credit), and we don’t understand anything about sex workers’ health and rights.

I assumed the child in question would be like, a 17 year old fan (which is still gross and wrong). But no, he exposed himself to a child “under the age of 13" ??? YOU ARE A PEDOPHILE. How the fuck is he not in jail?

Come on, now, everyone. Teenagers get to pick their own music, old people don’t have to like it and it doesn’t have to be “good”. Don’t play like every one of you here loved Nirvana and never touched Color Me Badd.

Imagine this: it’s the year 2021 and you’ve just retreated to your Lululemon Home™. You’ve just spent all day doing barre workouts and posting photos of your favorite luxury bee pollen on your Instagram account. Now, you just want to lounge on your couch made of naturally breathable, sweat-wicking Luxtreme™ fabric.

There are, however, very attractive foxes

:) yes I threw caution to the winds...

The fact that no one booked hotel rooms is AMAZING to me. Like what a perfect representation of how awful this government is.

The whole situation is not even worth anyone’s time. But my friend posted this meme and it gave me a good giggle.

OK, which staffer is Steve banging?

You all know that Ina is not eating that Quaker instant shit. My girl Ina is probably rocking steel cut oats cooked in milk from a cow that’s fed nothing but organic wheatgrass and tops it with fresh cinnamon and apples from an orchard in Vermont. I can’t wait for Jeffrey to die so I can make Ina my wife and I’m not…

I don’t mind Steve Harvey’s request, its fair.

I’d be happy to go my whole life without hearing my mom describe my dad’s penis in any way.

Your mom failed there.

Husband and I are keeping the dream alive!