Read my mind. Opportunistic AF. Bravo for calling it. ‘I got interested in the Flint Water Crisis at age 9.’ -said no-non-living-in-Flint-Michigan-9-year-old EVER.

I have been abstaining from booze for two weeks, quit cigs two months ago, and trying to cut back on sugar while walking around the neighborhood more. I find taking a warm bath with lavender essential oil and popping a couple of magnesium pills work well! If you are still stuck, there’s this old TED talk that leads…

I was always Team Danny.

Liking or hooking up with a trans person is not a homosexual act

Everybody lightly tiptoes around the fact that Trump has Narcissistic Personality Disorder. Anyone who has had any personal dealings with someone with NPD knows we are in tremendous amounts of trouble. My hopes are that there is someone undercover, there is somebody in Washington working to save us because it’s the…

Common sense and my minuscule shred of optimism inclined me to believe they have been whispering about Trump’s blatant mental illness since like forever instead of coming to this revelation today. Sooooo, there’s that and the fact I can’t get Ernie’s “Rubber Ducky” song out of my head. That song is forever ruined…

Did anybody else watching the healthcare whatever-it-was today think the guy standing behind Trump next to the lady with bad eyebrows (or else she was being held there by gun point) looked like Paul Ryan’s little brother? Did they just get their extended family to show up there???

He will resign as POTUS before he lets the people see how broke he really is.....not saying he is, but he is probably worth a lot less than he says he is and he would rather leave and spin it to blame the “witch hunt” than step from behind his curtain.

I hope it’s good!!! The first Magic Mike had the worst storyline ever. At least the second one stayed lighthearted....this movie could go darker, but it’s going to be a challenge....women don’t like sad strippers....

I find it strange that I selected “Ignition” last night as my alarm.

What a great week! Went skin diving with my sweetie yesterday and Monday we are going skydiving for his birthday! This weekend is all about us!!

Y’all, quit hating! We all know it was (nose) candy!

I’m devastated.....excited for Kara’s new gig, but damn. Judge Brown, gonna miss you.

My dog was abused and I always instructed people how to interact such as avoiding eye contact and to pretend he wasn’t in the room (25 lb dog). The people who got bit thought they could practice Caesar on him....when someone says my dog only likes me, they might not be lying. He was very insecure....neurotic...but…

He works for Fox News. He ain’t cute. How did this even happen?

Kara will get you! I believe that was a read as it was direct, but it was a delicious burn nonetheless! I copied it too...

I rescued a dog almost 10 years ago who sadly passed away from CHF. You know what his motto was? Lover of few, biter of many. He bit, I mean drawing-blood/tear your-jeans-bit a lot of my peeps and I’m so lucky I wasn’t sued. That being said, he came to me after being rescued and returned THREE times. I swore I…

Thank you for sharing because this line made me wish I had said it. Burn.

Of course one of the most powerful women in music hooked up with Ben. She needs material for the new “he done me wrong” song... Yay! She got dibs on the alchy with gambling problems and lots of child support. You go, girl. 😑

Just because you have a vegan restaurant, it doesn’t give you the ok to turn it into a Rainbow Gathering. Gawd.