Good we’re doing something, but Canada - with 1/10 our population - welcomed 25,000 refugees. And people were lining up to host them. I’m sure there are plenty of Americans who understand what Christian charity actually means and would open their hearts and homes.

Absolutely, but ballot access is controlled at the state level which means in order to change them, Green and other third party candidates need to start running in significant numbers at the state and local level. No one’s saying the Green Party and other parties don’t have a steep hill to climb, but we are saying…

Ballot access won’t improve until enough voters demand it. To get that, you’d have to show up to vote in between presidential elections, and people just don’t do that.

Oh, you. You shoe shamer! Go eat a shameburger!

These... these should not exist.

Is that an experiment on just how ridiculous toe shoes can be?

Yup!And the ironic thing was a lot of the guys that didn’t know I could do tricks and drop into a ramp would say I was faking so I could date sk8terbois!

The thought of having my toes encased like that gives me the willies. I like to give my toes the option to snuggle with each other.

Were they male? Because if so, it was so that girls would say, “can I try your skateboard?”

I know, right?

Never underestimate rich people and their desire to throw away their money.

I’m the same way. It’sa good thing I’ll never be rich because I DON’T UNDERSTAND RICH PEOPLE!

My friends got into the skater trend and could not skate so they would lend me their boards to scuff up!

Only rich people would get excited about something brand-new and ridiculously overpriced that already looks worn out and ready to fall apart. I get so happy at the sight of flawless new shoes that I sometimes don’t even want to wear them. Especially my “expensive” ones — clearly a relative term here.

This reminds me of brand new doc martins, which we used to run over in the driveway a few times to get a ‘worn in’ look.

He can dere-lick his own balls.

I take your point, but chickens are bred for food and are not classed as critically endangered. This is an horrific loss for the breeding program of these beautiful intelligent creatures which will be felt all around the world. How on earth the child got into the enclosure really needs to be addressed. I feel for the…

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