#notallvegans

I’ve long argued that there’s a hardcore subset of PETA that seems to hate people more than they care about animals. I think I’d have to put her in the same category.

Veganism aside, anyone who believes subsisting on bananas isn’t an eating disorder is clearly delusional

“black-and-white moralism with psychologically disordered eating”

“Fuck, getting older is weird.” <—- Oh just wait another 20 years. It becomes horrifying.

To all people out there who think Freelee is bullying them:

I remember being around 10 years old and seeing Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure for the first time and thinking the scene where Bill finds out Ted isn’t dead, they hug and then both say “fag” at the same time was the funniest thing ever. My parents quickly disabused me of that notion the first time I tried that word…

Yeah. It’s this weird intersection of black-and-white moralism with psychologically disordered eating in a socially acceptable guise that acts as a sort of gamma radiation to hulk these people out into total monsters.

I went lacto-ovo about 14 years ago (i now eat seafood), and even within that community online back in 2002 things could get really ugly. There was a hierarchy, and stricter vegetarians and vegans tended to get really snooty about it. Passive aggressive callouts galore. I got fed up with the whole thing really fast.

Some day when you’re bored, go read the “30 Bananas a Day” discussion board, on which people who have pursued a profoundly inadvisable diet pose questions like “why are my fingernails falling out” and “why won’t this sore heal.”

“she also has a history of bullying non-vegans”

Her eating 51 bananas a day is probably helping to cause bananas to go extinct. Way to go Freelee, you plant murderess.

How does she not end up with hyperkalemia? Or raging yeast infections from all that sugar? Aside from the fact that she appears to be a pathological liar who says extreme things to get attention, of course!

Why 51? 52 is just too many?

I can’t wait for the movie-of-the-week based on her life, Sarah Plantain Tall.

I have to agree with whoever said it first: the best proof of intelligent alien life is that they stay far away from us.

High school drama never ends.

This is all very stupid

God. I probably live in cave. I know nothing about nothing, and I don’t even understand this articles, save for the word banana.