42. The answer is always 42.

Screw dat elf whench,Strider should’ve married the Shieldmaiden and unite both kingdoms. They’d be the first battling royal couple.

Are we allowed to post ones that haven't happened yet but are tediously inevitable? Get ready to go all CW Agents of Shield.

Also. Tom Cruise and Emily Blunt in Edge of Tomorrow. While it’s a great film, it rang false that Rita would be the one to kiss Cage when technically she had just met him, and he had spent an eternity training with her and falling in love.

I had no problem with them together, but if someone showed Indiana Jones and Marion Ravenwood what would happen when they got together, I hope they would have done the right thing, shook hands, and walked away forever.

Peter Parker and Mary Jane.

Yeah. I mean, I don’t want to know the guy for trying, but they make about as much sense as me saying that my Kinja assigned green avatar is representative of Jabba the Hutt (save maybe the Vader one, which is easier to suss out).

I imagine this is what it would be like trying to decipher an alien language.

Using only three colors, Barclay has tried to make posters that are instantly identifiable

“What do you mean we’re getting complaints? The new dictionary was super well received during focus group testing!”

Back in my day we spelled lolz “ha ha”

No.

I find punching people in the fucking face works rather well to make me not ticklish. Or maybe it's that it works to make me not tickleable.

No I can’t, those 8-year-olds can do their own damn math puzzles, how else will they ever learn?

my solution was better, 10 minutes for the 2 slowest to cross together and they light the bridge on fire in various places as they go so no need to return the torch, then the two fastest follow in 2 minutes: 12 minutes total

The one that matters above all: