Great advice.

I thought it was giant space wasps.

“Surgat, of all of these, earns his place on the scary list because he can’t be shaken. He’s described in Honorius-the-Professional-Demon-Ejector’s book with one sentence: “Surgat is he who opens all locks.”

best demon

I never watch the show. Probably never will. But I can’t help myself, I love Rob’s recaps of it.

I think its impact makes it inevitable really. Rowling may not be the best technical writer, but her world-building and ability to craft an engaging story is top notch.

People have already been reading this for close to two decades now.

One of the extra, real white dudes has to be a jock who the coach discovers is a math prodigy while he’s serving detention. He struggles with his secret love of math and trying to be cool. Once they win, he realizes math IS cool and the jocks and nerds become the best of friends. Oh, and the nerdiest kid (the jock’s…

Will they make the real white dudes extra white? Also have to substitute one of the Asian guys for a girl that improbably none of the guys recognize is hot, until the glasses come off and the hair comes down.

I think The Dark Knight is way too high here, and I didn’t hate X-Men: The Last Stand as much as everyone else does, but this is a pretty solid list. I LOVE that you included the ‘60s Batman movie...the shark repellant spray in the BatBelt has been a long standing joke in my family.

Twilight is awful, but I bet Guillermo Del Toro could’ve turned the movies into something cool.

I seriously love Joss Whedon

It “basically deals with the most important moral question, facing us, which is, why isn’t there a Victorian Female Batman?”

Sorry Mr. Whedon but Douglas Adams already told me the Meaning of Life is 42.

None of his explanation about the meaning of life involved Nutella. So, I’m calling bullshit. Straight up bullshit, Whedon. No Nutella? You’re a sham. A flimflam man pushing a sham.

·I completely agree. It’s difficult not to when it’s a sentiment also shared by Terry Pratchett.

Fuck, I miss Andy Hallet.

Did anyone expect to go from this

You are my favorite

I haven’t been this excited about a movie since Mad Max: Fury Road was still a dusty smudge on the horizon.