Definitely everything you said, apart from a hardware store clerk, because I wouldn't be trying to solve murders. I'm just not that nice. I would also eat the brains of people I hate because clearly they deserve it.

Thank you for this! I knew he'd been a lot but... I mean he has literally been in every geeky thing ever.

I hate lip balm. It feels all... sticky. Well, duh. I mean, in a not nice way.

I hate lip balm. It feels all... sticky. Well, duh. I mean, in a not nice way.

I'd also love to be able to pause time. The possibilities are endless.

Patrick Ness in The Chaos Walking Trilogy. If you haven't read them, I cannot recommend them more highly.

I want everything on that list. Maybe I'm evil and I don't even know it. Yeah, I would definitely be a super villain.

I want that Dracula poster...

Plus a whodunnit, like in The Unicorn And The Wasp, which I love.