Cancer doesn’t get to take Screech before he redeems himself. Zach’s gonna freeze time for this one.

I’m so stressed I’m actually using my Hitachi Magic Wand on my shoulders

This shit is nuts

“Friends say this move has turned into a nightmare,” the source says. “This is the toughest period they’ve had so far without a No Doubt.”

whoosh?

I forgot Cheer was a thing and read Cheers, and thought that was a really morbid joke about Ernie Pantusso.  

so they didn’t live in Letourneau bliss afterall

pretty damn sure losing you and your ilk as readers will not cause much damage. Fuck, if you keep following your Dear Leader’s example you and your group of jackasses will be dead by COVID inside of 6 weeks.  Breath deep Seth and feel that freedom fill your lungs.

You guys don’t have to read or comment! Strange that you still do.

♫ I heard Mister Young sing about her-
I heard ol’ Neil put her down-
I hope Neil Young will remember,
Neither UMaine nor Temple have indicated a desire to follow through with a makeup match, and both teams have not counted this in their respective season results. ♫

I’m going to withhold judgement till Neil Young writes a song about it.

Brooms don’t sexually assault high school football players, high school football players do. #notallbrooms  #notallhighschoolfootballplayers  

The broom lobby will never let this happen.

Mops too, gotta ban mops 

I was thinking there was a 90% chance this article would mention a broom handle

“They opened up an investigation and suspended the season after a week? How could these simple country bumpkins, who only know football and how to till the land possibly make this kind of call so quickly? Surly, they don’t understand things like sexual assault. Why, they are most likely still startled by the daily…

He looks like every apprentice Plumber I’ve ever seen my main guy bring around on jobs to yell at in Polish.

+1 GNR mirrors

Okay, so the videos are in Italian. As someone who took French in high school (which is very close to Italian), I can tell you that the umpire is not saying “I like to play sports with my brother” or “I would like to go to the store.”