“kill yourself”

The full picture of that guy shows him giving a “hang loose” gesture.  Which is awesome.

That guy looks like every winner ever of the ugliest dog contest.

“Jeah, that’s the guy!” -Ryan Lochte

“all that glitters is Gould.” -Smash Mouth

I see nothing wrong with any of this.

Somewhere Darren Rovell is trying to figure out how much free advertising you guys are giving Spanx

These are the complaints of someone who has never gotten to third base

“So wait, the phrase is blue-collar not huge collar?” -Brian Colangelo

Yeah, but it was a Mormon Tabernacle chorus of boos.

Butler also mentioned he is she sure Magary is going to have a field day with this in this week’s Jamboroo

I’m willing to host the Olympics at my place, but there sure as hell won’t be any condoms handed out. My place, my rules. Any athletes that have a problem with that obviously don't love their country

I like the outfits. I think the stripes and the yellow number badge details nail that difficult Holocaust\Price is Right look.

It’s like he has progeria but without all of the birthday parties.

Annabel Bowlen’s face looks like she’s had so much work done that she could blink her asshole. 

“We need to understand that we are connected on more levels than only on the physical,”

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Jesus, Jokic looks utterly fucking gormless. 

Pitino knows you don’t have to go to Greece to get trojans, right?