Someone went #2 on the well once too often.

(What the hell’s going on with that nose anyway?)

Other than the No. 21 jersey and the packaging, there’s nothing about the doll that indicates it’s Sean Taylor.

Whatever. I was actually given a raise for my work over there. They told me to cut my salary in half and then double it.

Hugh Freeze had the same reaction to a whore’s bath.

nice!

The nephew’s name? Jimbo Slice

I bet they run a Devil's Triangle offense

Congrats on the engagement!

Yeah, but them balls are smooth though.

I’ve never been more excited to watch two people have to coexist as pallbearers.

*Thanksgiving dinner*

It’s all fun and games until you contract gobblerrhea.  Enjoy the tryptotheclinic.

thanks for the tryptdownmemorylane

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I like Air way better than Zero 7. I was just listening to the Virgin Suicides score earlier today.

I don’t do church with the family anymore.  That holy water burns.

I feel like we need to know more about Laura before we can judge this list.  Christmas Eve for a person without kids is absolutely fantastic.  Christmas Eve for a parent trying to drunkenly put together a Power Wheel is a nightmare.

Windhorst looks like the kind of guy that never corrects his boss when he or she calls him Ryan. He just mutters “it’s fucking Brian” as the boss walks away. Then when the boss says “what’s that Ryan?” Brian says “Huh? I didn’t say anything.” Then at the office Christmas party, a drunk Brian tells everyone his real…