In high school, my sister had her car bologna-ed (theater hazing). That seems more appropriate - he is full of bologna. BTW, that stuff leaves nasty greasy circles that require hand washing (if anyone IS outside a Trumpy rally...)

I hope that is the case, but those “Crusader” terrorists in Kansas had a plan and the materiel to kill a lot of men, women, and children. It only broke up because the girlfriend of one of the maniacs was willing to turn to the FBI.

Rotting from the inside out - by November 8, total crypt-keeper.

My favorite is the audiobook performance for Series of Unfortunate Events - he makes the stories creepier than in the books and does it right into your ear.

I haven’t gotten to Rutherford, yet, but you just moved it up the list. One of the cool things related to Shorto’s book is that you can go to the New Netherlands Institute (Shorto is affiliated) website for online exhibits, educational materials, and digitized primary sources.

I agree, many of us are going to have that feeling again in January (and are living with it right now) - the way the right has ginned up personal hatred of Hillary for the past 30 years, combined with the rhetoric of this campaign, seems toxic in a way that could generate tragedy.

Yes! This period is so deliciously and horribly complicated in part because folks had really no idea how to put their religious/social ideas into practical action without pissing each other off. I think that people who get all teary-eyed about “the Pilgrims” and picture black hats and shoe buckles are really missing…

Go, Joe, go!

Her special GIF team is rigging the election! When she got the questions in advance, they mapped all of her micro-expressions!

Thank you for this post. One of the reasons I read Jezebel is because, amongst the snark and pop culture stuff (which I quite enjoy!) there are stories about things that matter in women’s lives, sometimes written with humor - which is the only thing getting me through until November 8 - and sometimes with real weight.

I love Shade Court, but sometimes I love the Grove even more (especially because I now live several thousand miles away and only get to go two or three times a year when I visit family).

That is definitely NOT on the Ron Swanson Pyramid of Greatness and I am certain he would have some strong feelings about it. I know “discipline” and “physical fitness” are blocks in the pyramid, but that crawling is not very Swanson.

This is unfortunately very true. I just always have a knee-jerk reaction to the inclusion of things like “church-going” or “community support” when they are used to explain why someone is too wonderful to pay for horrible and/or criminal behavior that they, as responsible adults, engaged in. I grew up in a church that…

The post mentions his plans to retire, so it seems like no consequences for that guy.

I’m gonna pass internet judgement and assume that family goes to one of the churches that solely blames women (by which they mean anyone of any age with a vagina) for men’s “transgressions.”

Jesus H. Criminy - the next peevish Republican who gets all “why didn’t they uncover this sooner???” is gonna get a judgmental look to the face! All of these quotes are readily available and one of the Evangelical holier-than-thous should have been broadcasting it since last year if they were serious about knocking…

I live on the Great Plains and once I had my Coexist bumper sticker peeled off my car in a parking lot (seriously - “Coexist” was too much for someone) and my sister’s Darwin fish was pried off and smashed, I decided I did not want to draw any attention from the abundant crazies.

Not holding my breath.

Does she KNOW what casinos are like? I don’t mean the Sac and Fox or teh riverboat she visits once a year, but ones like her buddy is associated with. I am not saying Donald ever hit the heights of the Bellagio or even the Nugget, but she seems to think her savior only sponsored purity balls and teetotaler conventions…

So is this going to be a re-tread of the dad scenes in that blockbuster, “What to Expect When You’re Expecting?” I think they fully addressed many of the possible plot lines in that piece of cinematic genius.