Until your fuel pump shits itself along with the turbos.

Funny, I remember how the E46 was the last great M3 before it became a bloated, overweight V8-powered barge. And how the E36 was the last great M3 before it became a bloated, overweight luxury car with no performance heritage. And how the E30 was the only true M3 before they became too large and obsessed with power.

Takes 4000 hours to charge

How to buy an E46 M3:

"Turn signal stalk in mint condition, never used! I have 18 laminated traffic citations to prove it."

"Now you be careful, motorcycles are dangerous." she says, while the person who asked is driving a full size SUV, one hand holding the phone and the other a big gulp, steering with their knees.

How many tries do you need before you successfully toss your toddler on board?

USA- 1

corvette would win, but everyone would complain about the interior

Probably either scrapped or gone home with the US servicemen they came with.

Honestly, I'd love to know what Doug drives. Does anyone know what Doug DeMuro drives? Anyone?

"Lighter F150s, lighter Fusions, lighter Fiestas!"

"How about a lighter Mustang?"

"If you want a lighter Mustang you can get a membership at the Y."

All good until you slam the brakes and it ejects your bike and bike rack into the atmosphere

This guy might

Won't happen. Vegans aren't winners. They are wet noodles.

Yep. No science goes into stock car racing. None at all.

I'm afraid you're barking up the wrong tree. If there's one thing the NASCAR demographic has no use for it's science.

I'd classify killing someone in the "fail" category.

If we assume a spherical stock car...

Prof. Sneed,