You can’t live off $40k a year? You might want to spend a little less on your swag. And no one stays a CNA or EMT for life. Healthcare is incredibly upwardly mobile. There are generous tuition reimbursements and larger systems often have their own in-house technical schools/training programs. If you don’t move up once…

“Riding a motorcycle is about as much fun as you can legally have as an adult”

Horrible Bosses 2 is not a good movie. But it has one of the most real world accurate quotes ever. In the immortal words of Christoph Waltz:

Please do not workshop your standup routine here.

“And does preventing this rather minor damage outweigh all the frustration, wasted time, and overall societal grief TSA causes?”

My God, how deep are you going?

Oh, there will be plenty of blue collar jobs that would be put out of business by AI powered robotics and automation as well.

Thor is turning into the opposite of Star Trek. His odd numbered movies are good and his even numbered movies are stinkers. Here's hoping they go one last time and end on a good note.

There's one at every party.

So wait, audiences and critics weren’t thrilled about a movie that ends with a child being dragged to hell while screaming for her parents? Color me surprised.

All this Suits leading the ratings crap reminds me eerily of online trolls pumping up the Gamespot stock for funzies.

As long as you have a decent PC or laptop this is barely an inconvenience for PlayStation players. Anything on XBox that’s a part of Game Pass can be had on PC. The same can’t be said for anything on PlayStation. For that, you have to wait a year for an embarrassingly bad PC port.

I always imagined that the next step of self driving would be what Spielberg depicted in Minority Report. A highway infrastructure with some support in major urban centers built specifically for self driving over longer distances in which you would then have to take control of the vehicle and drive manually upon…

For most people it’s the marketing/internet/social media fad of it all. Not because they genuinely want to see both movies back to back in one day.

This is my new standard for deciding how something is not slow paced. I agree with you that Titanic is not slow paced. But reading your description of why made me chuckle out loud.

That ad is so cringe.

“I plan to watch Oppenheimer ASAP on streaming.”

Nah, he totally is with his whole “release my movie in theaters during a pandemic or else” attitude, his insistence that physical film is the only way to shoot movies and his thoughts that the waste of blowing up an actual jumbo jet is of the utmost importance instead of model work augmented with a little CGI. It just…

Bro, I hope you get paid to promote him because there’s no way you say you think Nolan’s stories and filming techniques are innovative and unique with a straight face. Like what is your personal stake in this man’s career that you exaggerate his skill so much? Are you related to him or something?

“I’ll still rewatch one of its video essay takedowns from time to time because I find them endlessly entertaining”