Maybe they should ask Jesus why the Cubs are playing like toilet water, yet they still can’t beat them

This is why we should not have made the Internet affordable for white trash.

John Kruk is a siren now.

Oh no! They’ve lost a reader whose trailer-dwelling ass can’t hope to afford the products they advertise!

Yeah well, Fundie Christian Day is a shit idea from a business standpoint too. There may be a lot of them, but baseball tickets, concessions, and merchandise cost money, and well...they don’t have it

We need more comedy on this site.

Ghouls Out is a piece of shit.

LOL Your family should have been in Manchester that night. The world would be a better place.

Your family is worth less than dogshit.

You know, the Ricketts family are a festering pile of shit, but to the best of my knowledge, they don’t do this.

You’re the one who lives in government housing.

Ah, Jalopnik.

“Our economic interests end at our borders”

This is an intensely stupid comment.

That’s excellent. As long as the Navy’s might is actually employed for such things.

“You don’t know what you’re talking about, so just shut up” Great fucking response there, shithead.

Um, ok.

Pretty much when the Great Plains were covered in ice.

Sarcasm doesn’t work when it’s used by fucking idiots like you.

Get back to the fry station, trailer trash. Shit is better than you are.