I wonder if anyone’s going to mention the elephant in the room: That these things are a great big metaphor for rape.

If you read the books, you’d know that that is the LAST vampire you’d want to try and have sex with.

I deserved that.

And we supply protection from Russia and China.

Funny how people will be very selective in their paranoia. Keep seeing the world as you see it, slugger. It’s obvious that that’s all that’s keeping you from utter despair.

What makes you think you deserve any more than personal attacks? You think you have an alternative but equally valid opinion. You don’t. You refuse to believe anything that you don’t like—they used to declare people like you to be legally minors. What makes you think you deserve any sort of respect?

Better than, I don’t know, being World Champions and being in 3rd place.

“In order to better reflect our status as feckless losers, the Seattle Mariners will make the following changes: Henceforth, we will be known as the Seattle Russian Bots”

Because its obvious that you’re a moron. Personal attacks are all you have coming. Also, you support Russian activity because it helps your party. So, you’re also anti-American.

EDIT:Misread.

I like how you just subtly admitted that you are a trailer park dweller. And you always will be.

You really think that every pundit is wrong? EVERY one? Fucking listen to yourself, you shitstain.

Q: What did RussianBot’s mother do after giving birth to him?

Hate is all you deserve. Logic isn’t going to work, so I’ll just make.myself feel better and hate away.

No, it’s because you’re a moron. When your H.S. counselor told you that you were bright?

I love how you’re so fucking stupid that you don’t realize that you’re conceding that you won because of Democratic stupidity and that is all. And that you’re too stupid to see the implications: It won’t happen again.

You do realize what a LUCKY fluke that was, right? The polls on every other election in American history were correct. Every fucking one. When that one messed up, you choose to believe that this is the way things are, instead of what any logical person would conclude—that 2016 was an outlier.

It doesn’t matter what happened in November, you burger-slinging abortion that should have been. In politics, that was a thousand years ago. Look at the polls. Look at the special elections. Listen to every pundit on the planet. 2018 is going to be a bloodbath. And denying reality will not change this, just like it…

Good. Because you do know that it’s not going to happen again, right?

You’re an NBA player.