SCENE: GAWKER MEDIA HQ

People like Dom like to feel that sports are the exclusive property of people their age.

Millennials don’t like hearing that.

Expect there to be more. The human body is changing.

Look, between the natural progression of the human body and the Fort Knox-like protection of NFL QBs, expect more Tom Bradys. There’s a fair to middling chance that Marcus Mariota, for example, doesn’t retire until age 42.

You know who else looked good as a back coming off the bench? Brock Osweiler.

I say ride the Brady train as long as you can. He’s a generational talent and is showing no signs of stopping. Getting rid of him when he’s still at SB-level because he’s reached an arbitrary age is not only stupid as fuck, it’s borderline ageist.

If I live for 10,000 years, I’ll never get where you think I’m a fat guy from Chicago.

I like how these assholes mock her being offended....yet I can think of a few choice words which would set their own radars off(and rightly so)...

Yuk yuk yuk. Yay for Kindle and its “We decide what you meant” keyboard.

And of course, the good news: The NBA playoffs are one step closer to bring done.

“Your great great grandson doesn’t know who you are.”

Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you the ugly results of No Child Left Behind.

For starters, you should look for a job.

The “No politics!” people are wrong. You’re not.

Oh, I’m in the same industry as you, so..yeah. Insurance companies are assholes.

We did. And I am ashamed and apologize.

Try the NBA season.

Maybe, just maybe, we’ll stop cracking on you when you stop sending people like Jeff Sessions to fuck us over.

That’s because more educated people are coming in.