Then why are we allowing them to drive or vote? If they are still children, they need to be treated like it. You can’t have it both ways.

Oh, but don’t you know? If he does that, those scary blacks might beat him up!*

internetcommenter77: “Wahhhh!! I can do WHATEVER I WANT!! Mommy and Daddy said so!!!”

Shut the fuck up and get back to the fry station.

HARHARHARHAR!!! It’s the “Let’s call their anti-bigotry bigotry!” sophist tactic! You know that former right-wingers have confirmed that they teach you to use that argument, right?

Huh. One of Roose’s cousins has the jungle fever.

Again, why does this fucking matter? You’re supposed to know right from wrong by the time you’re fucking 12. So would it be better if he was 19?

Um, would it be better if be was 19? Because I don’t know about you, but where I come from, we learn what is socially unacceptable behavior before we hit puberty.

Well then, I hope you know which party is to blame.

You’ve never heard of an ISP, have you.

“unamerican”

I guarantee you that as soon as the picture was taken, they backed off with a scrunched up face and went to the bathroom to wash their hands.

Why aren’t you at the fry station, where you belong?

In other words, an actual talent.

Or give you five dollars to pump our gas.

Why, is that too much to ask of him?

Sarcasm doesn’t work if it’s used by white trash.

One thing that every libertarian millennial such as yourself has in common: At some point in the 1990's, one can find them drawing on the walls with crayon, with Mommy saying “That’s ok sweetie, I’ll clean it up. You can do whatever you want.”

Yawn. Free speech protects you from legal and governmental consequences, not social or economic consequences. Your version of free speech? Is a Bad Thing, and should die.

If these brave, brave souls really think that there isn’t something coming down the pike that will end their Internet anyonymity, they have another thing coming.