“Trust us, if insults to regions were the basis for Super Bowl victories...the Falcons would have won long ago”

All I was thinking when I saw Halloween was “Fuck, that’s a longass time away...”

How one feels about the homages in Stranger Things is a pretty good barometer for how old one is.

First off, there are whites and there are whites. Boston has its wife beater-wearing Sullys, but it also has a relatively large amount of educated, successful, white-collar types. White America is very stratified; indeed, one can argue that racism is still tacitly encouraged in some quarters because certain people…

Wow, you really think your stupid ass is clever. Better an “Eloi”(whatever that fucking is) than a sister-fucking, dumber-than-shit reject. Go back to trying to hunblebrag about having a job on Jezebel—while conveniently leaving out that it’s a job where you wear a nametag.

And meanwhile, you still live in a trailer park!

You and your family are worth less than shit. And get out the gloat now, because 2018 is going to fucking suck for you.

Look at the Deflategate reaction.

That’s too bad. They should give you the warm fries despite how whiny you are, given how much you have to scrimp for a trip to McDs.

Yeah, I do call it a fluke.

Off-topic(kind of, it’s still the Super Bowl), but did any of ya’ll hear about Trump Trash wanting to boycott Lady Gaga’s halftime show because of something she MIGHT do? (Which she didn’t).

Comsidering that Denver won the Super Bowl of the season where the sentence was passed down, I’d say this revenge is a little cold.

A lot more than your dumb ass, that’s for sure.

The difference between this and the election..

It’s nice to be detached from this....my team was out three weeks ago.

Tickets to the game cost more than their cars do.

I still think that Brady’s alleged Trump support is overblown.

“yourbadaturjob”—and your bad at yours. Those French Fries are always cold.

Given than Atlanta had no chance to score back? Fuck and yes.

The Chiefs are Bernie Sanders. Fucked over by officials who are supposed to be unbiased.