Dude? What you need to do is take this emotion and store it for two years. Male them fucking see in 2018 just how much of a hate-filled minority they really fucking are.

I’m sorry, but why do people tolerate these assholes? Let his employer know that you won’t be giving them another fucking dime as lons as he works there.

The sad thing? That country was destroyed, and it ended up under foreign rule for ten years. It still has occupying forces. As for its beloved constitution? It was completely declared invalid. Every fucking word of it.

Agreed overall. Americans, you are not a brave people, no matter what you tell yourselves.

To Trumpers, Bud Light is the equivalent of a high-level Belgian ale to the rest of us. It’s Keystone for those assholes.

....I’m sorry, but this has to be said....

Don’t count out Matt Ryan and Julio Jones, man.

So let me get this straight....

I’m sorry, but does anyone else come away from reading Shank with a strong desire to tell offensive jokes about the Boston Marathon bombing?

You don’t get it, shithead. Logic is WASTED on you and we know it. Insults are what you get because insults are all you deserve.

Typical Republican. Says “lol” in 2017.

Shut the fuck up and get me my fries.

Congrats. You just figured out why religion is so popular.

Don’t expect it to be available for folks like us until well after it is too late.

Hmmm....

To the “They’re just kids! They’re going! They make mistakes!” crowd....

There are three types of people in this world: Dog people, cat people, and sensible people who see the value in both.

You forgot China.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but I think that American pro sports teams grab larger chunks of the populace for their fanbases than British teams do.

Argentina has 30?!? Fuck, I didn’t know they had any big market cities other than Buenos Aires.